In 8am class
Student 1: Monday joke, probably relating in some way shape or form to Office Space.
Student 2: Laugh
Student 1: Weekend?
Student 2: Weekend.
Student 1: Philosophy joke.
Student: It's too early for this shit.
Customer: Buying lunch.
Customer: Asks about server's day.
Customer: Tells the server to have nice day.
Customer 2: Has a long conversation with the server about their respective weekend activities, the weather, and the meaning of life.
Talking To Roommate
Person: Asks how day was.
Person: Asks roommate to turn down bad music and to clean up his shit. Also to put on a shirt.
Roommate: Inaudible grunt.
Person: Grabs bag and leaves for the library. To try and do homework, but in reality to flirt with cute girls.
Roommate: Eats food that is not his own.
Going To Sleep
Person: Internal monologue about how tomorrow will be better.
Internal Self: Tomorrow will not be better.
Person: Curses internal self. Also goes takes a piss.
Internal Self: Realizes a paper person forgot about is due tomorrow.
Person: Ignores wisdom of internal self. Goes to sleep. Curses world.