Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Three Things

Sucker Punch is not just a bad movie, but one, through its own terribleness, is able to comment on the death of creative film making. Yet, despite the horrendous efforts of Zack Snyder, I still managed to learn three things.

1. Insane people and sex workers are interchangeable.

2. Women can only triumph over adversity in their dreams.

3. Action movies spring from the imaginations of enslaved, mentally unstable prostitutes.

Editors Note: These statements were made in jest. Some people took my words seriously, and were understandably very upset.

Breaking Silence

It's been a while hasn't it? I'm sorry this blog has been so desolate as of late, but I've been working on a script, which inevitably ate up all of my writing time (I also go to school). However, since the script is now finished, I'm going to return to this blog with a renwed sense of force and vigor. Think of it as a new season, if that's what your in to.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

The False Integrity Of Sleep

Sorry the blog has been bare as of late, I've been quite busy. But alas, here is my twisted interpretation of an apology gift, a new photo album.