Sucker Punch is not just a bad movie, but one, through its own terribleness, is able to comment on the death of creative film making. Yet, despite the horrendous efforts of Zack Snyder, I still managed to learn three things.
1. Insane people and sex workers are interchangeable.
2. Women can only triumph over adversity in their dreams.
3. Action movies spring from the imaginations of enslaved, mentally unstable prostitutes.
Editors Note: These statements were made in jest. Some people took my words seriously, and were understandably very upset.