Friday, April 30, 2010

The Start Of The Rest Of My Life

Today marks the first time I was paid for my writing. Surreal to say the least.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Best News Of The Day

J.J. Abrams collaborating with Steven Spielberg on his next film? The movie nerd in me is already smiling.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Vote Bioshock

Amazing video game-inspired posters from Justin Russo. Vote for BioShock!

Amazing video game-inspired posters from Justin Russo. Vote for BioShock!

Cabaret Reflection

In this modern era of 24 hours news cycles, it is nearly impossible to experience a new piece of media without any preconceived expectations. However, on April 20th 2010, I rejected the norm, and entered into Bannan Theater having nonexistent expectations about the upcoming show Cabaret. Cabaret is a musical original released in 1966, which focuses on the happenings in and around a Berlin nightclub during the 1930’s. The main plot focuses on two couples, the first being, author Cliff Bradshaw’s riveting relationship with exotic dancer Sally Bowles. The second focuses on elderly Herr Schultz and his adorable courtship with kind landlady Fraulein Schneider. These storylines are deeply intertwined, and by the end of the show, you find yourself rooting for both ultimately doomed romances. The acting and singing produced by the cast was generally good, however the stand out performance was undoubtedly Amelia Rudnicki’s portrayal of Sally Bowles. Rudinicki’s voice brought a much-needed extra dimensional to a seemingly one-dimensional performance. The only major flaw I found with the performance was the accents. Valiant efforts were made, but ultimately the majority of the accents came across as bad clich├ęs, instead of excellent additions to the characters. However, despite my minor quibbles, this production is one of the best productions I have seen at SI, and is far better than last years showing You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Skirting On The Surface

I just released a new photo album entitled Skiting On The Surface. I really appreciate any feedback. On an unrelated note, it is an unbelievably nice day in the San Francisco bay area, go outside and enjoy it.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Dunbar’s Apocalypse; The Hidden Meanings Behind Monsters

Since the Easter season has just concluded, I thought it would be appropriate to write something seasonal. However, after several uninteresting and meandering drafts, I realized that writing something insightful about the Easter bunny is almost impossible. So in my blind frustration, I entered a Ben & Jerry’s induced coma on my couch, and began watching Danny Boyle’s 2002 zombie epic, 28 Days Later. I’m not sure if it was the copious amounts of ice cream or Mr. Boyle’s masterful use of symbolism, but during the viewing, I began to ponder the merits of two specific types of monsters, vampires and zombies, and how there creation is dictated by the modern day zeitgeist.

It is a well-known fact that throughout human history, we have created monster as a personification for society wide fears. This subconscious urge to blame a fictional being when tangible human cause does not exists, has inadvertently created a highly detailed backlog of human fears. The classic example of this is the vampire. During their existence, vampires have transformed from revolting personifications of death due to plague, into mysterious aristocratic foreigners, to the cast of Twilight, which is inarguably the scariest incarnation yet. Yet, monsters still constantly evolve with the times, we set off a nuclear weapon, the result is Godzilla, have a national debate on torture, we get seven Saw movies, and some parents have trouble raising their children, the end product is the Omen. What will the next generation of monsters bring? My money is on something Miley Cyrus related.

In order to have a good monster, which the hero and his party of compatriots can vanquish in the name of peace, justice, and the American way, it needs to be utterly dehumanized. A perfect illustration of this is the Nazi. Featured in every single World War 2 film, they are the perfect monsters, completely evil; the only line they articulate is a muffled “Die Amerikaner”, and the intimidating uniform makes them all near identical. Dehumanization is also aided by sharing no common interests with the monster; this principle is exactly why no war movie ever showcases how much Hitler loved his cat. Yet, my favorite dehumanized monster is one that literally looses its humanity, the zombie. Zombies have had an illustrious career as an integral part of Voodoo folklore, then transformed into a flesh eating metaphor for social upheaval, and in recent years have embraced the idea of modern terrorism. However, you would be shocked to learn that a zombie equivalent is present in our daily lives. In 1992, Robin Dunbar came up with a concept entitled Dunbar’s Number. Conjuring up a definition for the Internet generation, the idea states that as individuals we essentially have a hard limit on our facebook friends. We have the ability to deeply care for about 150 people, and everyone else is essentially Joe Francis, they sound human, and act human, but we have few reservations about fighting them in a bar brawl. This unattached hatred is undoubtedly far easier then caring, but imagine a world that didn’t consist of 150 survivors and 6,692,030,262 zombies. For one thing, the odds of survival would be much higher.

Atoms For Peace Reflection

I need to preface this piece by stating, that I should never attempt to craft a critical piece about Radiohead. In my mind, this group of Oxonian musicians is an infallible musical force, and I can think of no other group, which has had such a profound impact on my life. So in reference to my deep-rooted bias, I shall solely reflect on the performance, rather than attempt at articulating any critical conclusions.

When I learned that Atoms For Peace (The Radiohead Side Project) was playing at the Fox Theater on April 15th 2010, my weekend sleep pattern was forever ruined. The following Sunday, I found myself setting my alarm, making copious amounts of hot chocolate, and plopping myself in front of the computer to refresh ticket master every couple of minutes, just in the name of seeing one of my heroes. Atoms For Peace is a temporary group formed by Radiohead lead singer Thom Yorke, in order to play his solo album, 2006’s The Eraser. The group is composed of Thom Yorke, Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers, the famous producer Nigel Godrich, Mauro Refosco from Forro In The Dark, and Joey Waronker who has drummed for Beck, R.E.M, and The Smashing Pumpkins. The group emerged on stage after electronic DJ Flying Lotus opened the show. Then for the next hour and a half the group played the entirety of Yorke’s solo album, whose lyrics focus on issues of nuclear power and global climate change. During the set, the albums themes seemed to create a lingering sense dread around the venue. The heavy percussion, buzzy synths, and wiry guitars, effortlessly personified many fears ingrained into the zeitgeist of the modern era. Yet, despite this puncturing sadness, I couldn’t help feeling that I was experiencing a true piece of art. Yes, it was entertaining, but more importantly it made me think, it made me feel. After the group finished playing The Eraser, they left the stage, only for Yorke to reemerge alone, and play some Radiohead songs acoustically. I have often described Radiohead’s music with the following phrase “It grabs your soul, and doesn’t let go.” Nothing illustrated this more, than when Yorke played an acoustic rendition of “Airbag”; the opening track on the bands 1997 magnum opus, Ok Computer. During the piece, my stomach twisted, head throbbed, and tears began to fill my eyes. Yorke had my soul, and I cherished every minute of it. After a few more Radiohead pieces and some oddly beautiful new material, Yorke left the stage, the lights illuminated the packed theater, and generic house music began to play over the stereo system. Yet, despite the show obviously being over, the audience did not budge. Everyone just stood up and passionately applauded, truly showcasing the emotional investment every attendant had experienced during the last two hours. Then suddenly the entire band emerged back on stage, playing Joy Divisions 1980 hit “Love Will Tear Us Apart”. This impromptu second encore alone might have been the biggest revelation of the evening. It revealed that a band, which has clearly suffered, is ready to have fun.

Citizen Cope Reflection

On April 10th 2010 I had the wonderful opportunity of seeing Citizen Cope at The Fillmore in San Francisco. Cope is an alternative folk musician hailing from Brooklyn. He has been releasing albums since 2002, and his latest effort Every Waking Moment, peaked at number 69 on the US charts in 2006. The doors opened at 8pm, and the infectious singer songwriter Sandrine opened up the show. I was personally not familiar with much of her material, until she played the hit single “Where Do We Go”, which was featured in the feature film Last Chance Harvey. Her style is clearly pop music, but with some interesting alternative and folk influences, similar to that of Regina Spektor or KT Tunstall. Then after a short intermission, Clarence Greenwood, more commonly referred to as Citizen Cope, took the stage. During the set, Cope played some of his more famous pieces such as “Bullet and a Target”, “Let The Drummer Kick”, and “Sideways”, which was recently featured on the hit television show Scrubs. In retrospect, I thoroughly enjoyed the evening. Citizen Cope was able to seemingly create a relaxed reggae show atmosphere, while still being very engaging with his sharp lyrics and catchy beats.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

College Decision

So after a long and harrowing two year process, I have decided to attend Loyola Marymount University for my undergraduate studies. I will be majoring in screen writing with a possible minor in photography. In a very roundabout way, I can argue that I am majoring in Defense Against the Dark Arts. Now I just need to get all powerful and take over Hogwarts...thats what you get for not sending me a letter on my 12th birthday, Dumbledore. In all seriousness, this is a bittersweet moment. For one, I am excited to be starting a new chapter in my life, and I feel that I can look back fondly on my high school experience. However, I am saddened to be leaving the myriad of good friends I have made during my 18 years in the San Francisco Bay Area. Yet, whatever the future brings, I still need to overcome one major obstacle, finishing high school.

For my own personal records, I came to this decision on Monday April 12th 2010.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Photo Update

Here is a link to my latest photo album. I truly believe it is some of my best work, so please have a look, and I appreciate any feedback.

New Poem

Gagging Order

Lining up fake plastic trees

Watering them with a red, white, and blue watering can

Drowning my morals

For a couple of grapes

Is that the way the world works?

Destroying my mind

With a head full of pesticides

A wolf is at the door

Asking to eat my body and devour my soul

Is this the way I live?

Judge, Jury, Executioner

Not people but forces unseen

Pillaging no mans land for the fruits of the earth

Crippling lives on all hemispheres

But in order I must survive

I must comply, with the gagging order.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010


Yes, for all intensive purposes, this is that post. I'm sorry I haven't been blogging more frequently, I really am, I just haven't been able to find the time recently. Between school, swimming, choosing a college, and lost, I have indeed placed my writing on the back burner. However, with school winding down for the year, I plan to return to this page with a renewed vigor. Before I delve into the serious material, let me quickly get through the trivial things. Lost has indeed been fantastic this season, and has produced two of my favorite episodes. (However, my favorite is still season 4's "The Constant.") In other tv news, Chucks and Caprica have also been great this year. Definitely worth the time commitment. On the literary front, I just finished rereading both Everything Is Illuminated and A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius. Both are masterful works, and absolutely worth a read. If you are into philosophy, also check out If You Can Read This by Jack Bowen. Bowen was my old water polo coach, and has crafted a fun little rabbit hole into the world of complex philosophy. Musically, I have been listening to a lot of Radiohead, Athlete, Soja, Coldplay, and the soundtrack from 500 Days Of Summer. In regard to other random tangents, ski season has been awesome, and I fully intend to write a little piece about skiing in the immediate future. Also, I am still taking photos and writing poetry, so look for more of that to be posted on this page in the near future.

Now for the heavy stuff

As most of you know, February was a very difficult month for me. During that period of 28 days, two people who were very dear to me left this planet. During this reflection I am will refrain from using names, in order to protect the privacy of the families. However, if you are familiar with the situations, it should be painfully obvious who these individuals are. The first thing I am reflecting on is a suicide. I knew the young man through water polo, and we has indeed a very special individual. Therefore when I heard the news of his death, I suffered a moment of stark realization, only comparable to speeding downhill at an alarming rate. There are no brakes, no safety belts, a wheel has come loose, and I'm not sure, but it sounds like something’s grinding. Also, I'm on fire. During this free fall old, familiar feelings return: grief, guilt, pain, anger, disappointment, and deep, deep sadness. But along with those also comes relief, comfort, happy memories, and even brief moments of joy. And I realized that in that fiery piece of speeding wreckage, I wasen't alone. Not only were other people in the car with me, going through the exact same thing, there were people on the hill watching it happen. My family, and my friends (even ones I have yet to meet). These are the people who offer the unanswerable question “is there anything I can do?” – they saw what I went through and they sympathize, either because they’ve gone down that hill before I did, or they know that one day, they’ll have to. That’s where the comfort and the joy come from – even though it felt like I may have been alone, I wasen't. Life is all about loss. Life is nothing without loss. On this earth, time runs out for everything and everyone – if that were not the case, then there would be no point in sustaining ourselves, in developing personal relationships, in challenging ourselves and our friends to create, to succeed and make our names, to explore new places and eat delicious foods, to write our ideas for posterity and then debate them, to take pictures and home movies for the sole purpose of remembering those all-too fleeting moments. So in retrospect, I will not leave you with a line about how suicide is not the answer, because that just goes without saying. However, I will end this chapter with a word of slight wisdom. Someday in your life tragedy will strike. You may make plans for it or it may be completely out of the blue. However, delusional thoughts about a perfect life, shit will always happen. Yet, it is in this sorrow that we must come together and love. So try your hardest to prevent anything like this from happening again, look for warning signs, talk to people about their feelings, and keep an open mind and heart. Yet, when you inevitably find your self hurling down that hill, you have to remember people love you and we will all get through loss together, as a community.
Since the second death I am going to talk about was a public figure I am going to use his name, CR Johnson. Johnson was truly an amazing, loving, and compassionate man. During my time on the Squaw Valley Freestyle Team, I can vividly remember him sporadically stopping by the locker room, all too willing to sign posters for a group of wide eyed kids. That is why when I heard CR died skiing an extremely difficult line at Squaw, I was overcome with sorrow. However, that immense sorrow was intertwined with moments of brief happiness. This apparent happiness is rooted in the fact, that CR died doing the thing he loved most in this world, skiing. If we indeed measure the length of our lives in moments lived, not years passed, CR outlived us all. This revelation made me reassess how I want to live my life, and truly opened my eyes to the fact that our time on this planet is indeed limited. The day after I learned about CR's passing, I opened the door to my closet, and one of his signed posters fell to the floor. I picked it up, unrolled it, and smiled, knowing that I was lucky enough to have known one of the few people on this planet who had followed their uncompromised dream, and in the process truly lived free. CR, I know I can speak for the entire Squaw community when I say we all miss you buddy, and will always shred in your honor. Also, have fun charging with Shane and Randy, you deserve it.

As I come to the conclusion of this reflection, I want to leave you all with a piece of wisdom I believe is one of the few universal truths. "Life is all about loss. Life is nothing without loss. Therefore, because we loved something and then lost it, we will have it forever." I shall end this piece with a eulogy written for CR by Christopher Jerard.

A Eulogy by Christopher Jerard
7:00pm February 24, 2010

We learned just hours ago that CR Johnson, freeskiing pioneer, son, brother and beloved friend of the skiing community tragically passed in an accident at his home mountain of Squaw Valley, CA. We are heartbroken in the Freeskier offices and this loss cannot be calculated in words, photos or moving images. But I wanted to take a moment to share some thoughts about CR. He was a lion. He was an inspiration. He was my longtime friend.

CR and I became friends in Cordova, Alaska, in the spring of 2001. We shared a heli with his dad Rusty at Points North Heli. At that time, I was no stranger to the kid’s talent as a skier. Freeskier had already run a sequence of him two years earlier when, at 15, he spun a 1440 on film and instantly broke into the scene as one of the hottest new names in the sport. But that trip was the first time he and I were able to connect as people and the beginning of our decade long friendship that, so sadly, ended today.

Up in Cordova, by night, he was a high school senior, studying for his final exams diligently at the dinner table. By day, he was the best skier in our crew, confidently airing off things no one else was even looking at with 3,000 feet of AK exposure beneath us. At 17, with little AK experience, he was our point man – always ready to “guinea” what the rest of us would only stare at with unrealistic ambitions. On one run, CR volunteered to ski the untracked fall line over the roll over. He started down and stopped and started rubber-necking trying to see down further. “I’m not sure where to go here.” The rest of us were in casual conversation barely paying attention when Kevin Quinn, Points North Heli proprietor, came over the radio, “Who ever that is, kick turn, and get out of there, you’re about to drop a 300 foot cliff.” Conversation stopped. The kid casually swung his ski around and traversed to safety – then ripped a line to the valley floor. The rest of us didn’t say a word and did the best to stop our sewing machine leg from pogo-ing us off the side of the slope.

CR was a skiing prodigy and a pioneer in the freeskiing movement. He won an X Games silver in slopestyle the year after that trip to AK. He podiumed at the US Open Slopestyle that same year. The following year, 2003, he and Candide Thovex showed the world the first glimpses of what was to come in pipe, boosting ridiculously massive air at the X Games ski pipe comp. Candide got the gold and CR would have certainly been on the podium, maybe even won, if he hadn’t of hit the lip and taken a hard fall. Simon Dumont and Tanner Hall and others weren’t far behind in the months and years to come, pushing the limits of pipe skiing even further. But CR did it first. He was ambitious, confident, brash, young and super talented. I remember partying with him in Boulder one night, probably about 2004 or so, there were girls around, shots, the whole deal. We were going for it. He was on top of his game. A professionally sponsored skier for six years already at 21 already – he was straight-up cocky. He made lots of friends. And he made some enemies too.

At this point, he had opinion about everything – from politics and religion, to his own opinion on who was the “best” in sking. No one was excluded from criticism or evaluation. In his 2003 cover profile he told me, “What Seth Morrison is doing is totally sick. I’d like to see him landing more stuff to his feet, with no body check. I think once he starts doing that, he’s going to be way ahead of everyone else. It’s crucial to land the trick, and Seth talks about that in his interviews. He lands Lincoln loops and back flips off cliffs. That on the tip of it all: incorporating park tricks with style into the backcountry lines. When someone can be really good at both, that’s who will be the best.”

I believe, in this quote, from 2003, he was outlining his own aspirations at that point. To be the best. And he was on his way.

He appeared in Scott Gaffney’s Immersion around this same time. And this is when CR started combining the big mountain skills of that kid in AK with the top X Games competitor – landing technical tricks in the backcountry. He landed himself on his second Freeskier cover floating a huge rightside 360 in the Tahoe backcountry. Just like the 17 year old at the dinner table in AK, he was diligently working toward that goal of being the best by putting those two parts of skiing together. Along with his friend Tanner Hall – he was re-shaping the face of skiing as a pioneer of our sport.

It was that same year, on December 12, 2005, early in the ski season, that CR sustained a severe head injury that changed his life path. He was hospitalized and there was some question as to how, and if, he would recover. We feared for his life. His recovery was well documented over the next several months. Hundreds and hundreds of emails came in to the email address with positive messages. Tanner was there the whole way during his recovery and in his room during some of the most significant
moments of his early triumphs. He spent 34 days in the hospital. He came to the SIA trade show just weeks after his release and I saw him for the first time. He was clearly hurt, but he had that fire underneath.

But the road had just begun for CR. His physical and emotional recovery would take years. But he did recover. And it was with that fire and diligence he came back to the sport he loved. And we all loved him more than ever for it.

It wasn’t even a year after his injury, that next summer of 2006, that he came to Boulder again. We went out to hit golf balls together at the range. Although calmed, a bit of the brashness was back. “Chris, I want to talk about my comeback profile.” We talked about it. But trying to be impartial, despite my love for him, I wasn’t so sure about a profile just yet.

The next few years were hugely challenging for our friend CR. He lost sponsors. He wrestled with not being the same athlete he was before the injury. I think he might have even wrestled with not being the same person as before his injury. Skiing wasn’t the same as it had been. He wanted to come back to the same place he had left off before 2005 – and the reality was harsh. The sport moves so fast now, even a knee injury, much less a traumatic brain injury, can put an athlete behind his peers quickly.

I can say, as his friend, his injury did change his personality a bit. He and I talked openly about this though. That brash, ambitious and aggressive pro athlete had been replaced with a more quiet and gentle confidence. He was developing a calm and a positive attitude of gratitude.

Last year he told me, “Im actually grateful for my injury. It made me realize so many things. Made me grateful for the people in my life. Made me realize it’s about my friends and family.” It was an unbelievable thing to say. That he was grateful for such a huge challenge. But he meant it. And in the last couple of years, it seems he really started living by this new found perspective.

I saw CR for the last time on February 1. I ran into him, unexpectedly, at Winter Park in the cafeteria. He smiled sideways and gave me a big hug, pulled on his mittens and we went skiing for the rest of the day together. He evangelized his new 4FRNT pro model for me (great skis) and brushed the snow off his tips to show me the hidden secret words in the ski’s graphic: “bless,” “cris” and other gems of rasta wisdom he lived by. He told me about how in love with his girlfriend he was, how stoked he was on her cooking and her ability to keep him in line and respectful. He quickly advised me “to be good to your woman, man.” He was amped on a recent 3rd place finish in a big mountain comp, Red Bull Line Catcher, where he placed behind Candide and Sean Pettit and just ahead of Sage Cattabriga-Alosa.

We ducked a rope and tried to find some pow in the low-tide conditions of Colorado three weeks ago we found ourselves thrashing about in some tight trees, hitting rocks, and traversing rotten snow to try and find an exit. “Adventure skiing!” It was so fun to be out there with him, so positive, so happy with his life. Many a ski pro, who I have been with, would have complained loudly. In fact, I think a younger CR would have complained loudly to me. But he was stoked. The positive energy shimmered on the guy.

Today, after I learned of his death, I checked my Facebook page and found this message buried in my inbox from before CR and I met in Winter Park a few weeks back:

Things have been great for me. I just got home from France. I was over there doing the Red Bull Line Catcher event. It was amazing. I ended up in 3rd place, behind Candide and Sean Pettit and just ahead of Sage, so I am stoked. Things are very positive. I have been working on starting my own line of outerwear and clothing as well. Big things.

CR is coming back. I remember you saying, “Focus on coming back and once you have done that then we will worry about a comeback profile.”

Great words of wisdom. Maybe not making as much sense then as they do now but words I have come to appreciate. At that point I just wanted to be back but was unaware of the work ahead of me. Now I am trodding my path that is leading me to a most righteous and positive place in life. Things are going really well and I am on track to be well ahead of where I was in life. Much accomplished, and far more yet to be accomplished. My riding is getting back on point for real, so… when ever you are ready for a killer profile, we can put something together like no one has ever read before. You just let me know.
I hope all is well brother and I will be seeing you soon.

We were in early discussions about his true comeback profile, and it puts a lump in my throat tonight when I think about the fact that he and I will not be able to work on that together now. I was not able to make that profile happen fast enough. I’m sorry for that, my friend.

CR Johnson was a pioneer in our sport, a talent and his skiing legacy will never be forgotten. The movies, the photos, the articles will all live on and stand as proof and a testament to his abilities. But even more important, as a human being, he had come to realize that none of that really mattered. He had come back to skiing for the pure love of it. He was enjoying every minute on snow and to hell with the photographers, the film segments, the profiles. But he was skiing better than he had in years. Being lost in shitty snow and tight trees with a friend had become more important to him than a magazine cover. His woman, his friends, his loving and supportive family were his first focus. These are the things that matter. As I told him about some of the changes in my life, things that seemed like a big deal to me at the time, he advised, ever the philosopher these days, “Change is the only constant in life, Chris.” He was, of course, right. And he had been through more change than most and had come out the other side a more complete person because of it. And a true inspiration to all of the people around him.

I wish that we didn’t have to deal with this change today. Because the world without CR will not be as full and positive as it was with him. It’s hard to see anything positive in the news we are dealing with now. But I think CR would find some philosophy, find some words of wisdom, find a way to make us feel better about it. So I’m listening tonight to hear his voice, and help me feel better.

I am so sad to see you go my friend. I hope there will be another time for us in the trees. Thank you for everything you gave me in our time together.

Love and respect,

Christopher Jerard
Freeskier magaz