"Read on, pilgram."

Writing on the internet is, and for every will be, a double edged blade. It allows writers an outlet for self publishing outlet, which even 20 years ago, would have been unimaginable. Yet, some people shouldn't write. Ever. People like this guy.

Authors Note: This is not a parody. I repeat, this is not a parody.

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